IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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