I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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