My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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