We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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