FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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