she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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