exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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