i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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