we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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