he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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