I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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