ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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