when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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