Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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