No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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