R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
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don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
why is half of my head shaved?
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