walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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