3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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