just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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