I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
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I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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