Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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