how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
My Sexting was not on an AP level