Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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