It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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