I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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