it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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