If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I have post one night stand depression
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