No, you can still breathe under the balls.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Randomize
