I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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