you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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