so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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