Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
MIDGETS
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize