I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I don't think brook has ever known best
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.