it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.