I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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