And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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