Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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