Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Randomize