a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I booty called her while she was in labor.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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