I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
my shit smells like andre
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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