If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
What a dumb baby whore.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Randomize
