Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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