That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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