She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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