these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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