how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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