i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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