whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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