She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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