sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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