They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
