you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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